I say, I say, IKEA...

Now I'm not saying Shenzhen's IKEA is huge, but there are....
 more bowls than a crown green tournament
 more beds than the Chelsea Flower Show
 more tables than a maths lesson
 more cups than Manchester United
 more lifts than a weight training session
 more pots than a snooker match
 more flat packs than someone moving apartments
 more chairs than after wedding toasts
 more multi-storey car park floors than a layered novel about the shortcomings of a goldfish boat (...think about it!)