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26/11/2021

Mobile phones in China get various messages from Government sources every day. I usually ignore them but yesterday, just out of interest, I translated one of them. It was typically bonkers!

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As I was on a run around the neighbourhood last week I spotted this dead bird on the pavement. It didn't look like it had died from injuries or an accident, but dead it was! It is (was!) an unusual and pretty thing as you can see. On further investigation it turns out to be a "chestnut-winged cuckoo", probably en route south, migrating for the Winter. This one just didn't make it for some reason. Shame.

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My Brother's Award

20/11/2021

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Many congrats to my brother Dave who was finally awarded his MBA yesterday (after a long COVID delay). A well deserved reward for a lot of hard work. And we were actually able to watch the ceremony over here in China via a live stream!

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No time to die...

18/11/2021

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It was my 57th Birthday today. My main present was the laptop Jiajia bought for me 6 months ago when my previous one died.

This evening JiaJia, JD and I joined one of JD's classmates (and her mother) for a really nice meal at our current favourite restaurant, "Grandma's Kitchen" followed by a chocolate cake. Then we went to the cinema to see "No time to die" - the latest James Bond movie.

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So nearly got it right...

16/11/2021

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Paul Harder

14/11/2021

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JD's class came top of the ten classes in his year in a tug-of-war competition this week. Being the fattest in the class, JD anchored the back of the line and was thrilled at the victory.

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Well, well...

12/11/2021

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Treat for the hard-workers

10/11/2021

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One of the students at JD's after-school homework club had a birthday the other day and brought in a cake to share with the others there.

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Work that lot out!

8/11/2021

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My student was totally unaware of how
bonkers her sweat shirt was!

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Dis playing with toys

6/11/2021

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Wonder what the display above my desk says about me?

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The road to Damascus...?

4/11/2021

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Amazing who you can bump into on the commute to work...

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Space racist

2/11/2021

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JD [bottom left in photo] and his classmates had a series of presentations about planets and space travel this week.

I thought JD would love this as he's very much into tech and spaceships. But he said it was largely about how American rockets are rubbish and the Chinese ones are the best. Must everything be political in schools here?

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...with excitement?

30/10/2021

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I wonder what makes a fish tingled?

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Spud kid

28/10/2021

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That's some oversized vegetable ...oh, and a potato too!

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Flashback: This day in ...2006

26/10/2021

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Another in my occasional series of "Flashbacks" looking back at blog entries made before this Weebly version started.

My trip to the VSO Conference in Beijing started smoothly enough with a 3 hour car ride to Simao shared with teacher Li (man), teacher Li (woman, no relation) and Ms Wu (very recently promoted to the Local Education Bureau). After a night there, we flew (45mins) to Kunming and met Sun Kang, a leader from the Provincial Education Bureau. He speaks great English and in conversation gave examples of how unlucky he’d been on recent trips (in Indonesia for the tsunami, in Vietnam during riots, in Thailand for the coup, etc). His jinx continued as our flight to Beijing was delayed by 1.. 2.. 3.. and finally 4 hours. At the airport we took an hour to find a taxi which then ran into a midnight traffic jam(?) and took another 2 hours to get us to our hotel. We finally arrived at 2am to find our rooms had been double-booked. And then I tripped and broke my ankle...!

At first I thought I had just sprained my ankle and continued to limp around for the three days of the conference. My talk on the first day went OK, and I learned a lot from the other talks (although some Chinese speakers were rambling a bit and, filtered through a translator, it often made it quite hard to follow ...and I was taking minutes). On the last day, VSO suggested it might be wise to see a doctor while I was in Beijing. He x-rayed the ankle as a formality though he suspected a sprain. But the x-ray came back showing a fracture, so on went the plaster! Crutches in tow I managed to get through the two flights and a 3 hour car ride back to JiangCheng, hopping up the 86 steps to my flat. I’ve been confined to quarters for at least this week - very frustrating when I had planned to finally launch my training here. Teams of Education Bureau colleagues are bringing me food, clean washing, bottles of water etc. So I’m trying to put my independent nature aside and allow myself to be “cared for” and “fussed over”!

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Pasta tense

24/10/2021

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One of my private classes is with a lovely young couple, "Christie" and "Chester". We meet once a week for a fairly informal English lesson. This week I invited them to my house for the first time, for a simple pasta bake meal followed by some ice-cream. They really enjoyed the food and then we took a deep dive into the past tense!

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One hump or two?

22/10/2021

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Just when you think you've seen everything...

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Judge dread

20/10/2021

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I was asked yesterday to be one of five judges at the first round of the latest English Speaking Competition.

I've done this before and sat through 30-40 videos of variable quality. But today there turned out to be 140 videos and the whole thing took 3½ hours! And unlike previous years none of the contestants was particularly outstanding. All very average. Oh well.

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Warming the earth

18/10/2021

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This is JD [bottom row, towards the right] as his class are about to launch into a patriotic song they've been learning recently, Lyrics include, "The glorious People's Party is the sun that warms the ground in China!" ...helps explain global warming.

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Love Herts

16/10/2021

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Seal the deal

14/10/2021

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Lessons at my Uni have started up again after the "Golden Week" holiday. This is one of my classes trying to rearrange the lyrics to the song "Love's Divine", sung by Seal, after I had cut and mixed up the words.

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What a gem!

12/10/2021

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SOTNE?

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COP that!

10/10/2021

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"Starting" tomorrow is Kunming's long-awaited "COP15" Meeting. This huge UN Biodiversity Conference, involving 195 countries, has been the talk of the town here for literally years, having been put back three times due to COVID.

Sadly, it was announced last month that it would now be a "virtual" conference which makes all the money spent on beautification. road repairs, flower-planting and "Welcome!" posters somewhat redundant. They say there will be a second face-to-face Conference here in April next year, but that remains to be seen.

[COP means, "Conference of Parties" - I looked it up!]