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Happy CD, JD!

2/6/2023

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Yesterday was "Children's Day" in China. I was at work all day and Jiajia is currently away in Shenzhen. But JD's school organised various fun activities, some special snacks and personalised gifts. Then, after school, the mother of one of JD's school friends kindly picked JD up and took him, along with her son and daughter, to watch a movie and have some fast food. One happy son! 
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Leave nothing!

30/5/2023

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Odd hotel name, spotted last week...
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Bus ted

28/5/2023

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I took a little solo trip to the Yunnan Provincial Museum last week. It relocated to an imposing purpose-built site about ten years ago; unfortunately some distance from the city centre. But I planned my underground and bus routes to get there, and set off.
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The metro was great, but the connecting bus let me down. After waiting 40 minutes for my bus I eventually gave up and took a taxi. I chose a different bus route back but, when that one still failed to show after an hour, I decided to take a longer route on another bus instead. The best laid plans...
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As I walked around the museum, I realised I'd been there last year on a University outing! But I saw more of it this time, and at my own pace. It's not a bad museum - in a very impressive setting - though a little more English would be nice. I finished my visit with a well-earned cup of coffee.
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"Hider, Paul John" or "Hider,Paul John"?

26/5/2023

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This is what happens when your discover your Green Card has your name as "Hider, Paul John" (space after the comma) but your Social Security card has your name as "Hider,Paul John" (no space after the comma) ...chaos ensues.
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The system assumes you are two separate people and the kindly, but bewildered, staff at the Social Security Office, unfamiliar as they are with foreign names, can't work out how to rectify it.
After two hours, the problem was finally solved ...we think!

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Nearly there...

24/5/2023

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Helpful advice outside a Chinese bar...
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Hostages no more...

22/5/2023

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It's interesting to see the recent G7 Conference focusing as much on the "threat" from China as the Russia/Ukraine war. We've certainly noticed an increase in the confidence of the Chinese Government to throw its weight around, both domestically and internationally, in recent months and years. Time for us to move on, perhaps?
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Cash face

20/5/2023

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...nope, no idea!
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Sucker

18/5/2023

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JD's been adding some random fish to his aquariums - angel fish,
neons, suckers, shrimp, fantails, puffer fish, oscars and zebra fish!
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Ploite ploice?

16/5/2023

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The police in China are a mixture of annoying, useless and respectfully polite.

I regularly get pulled over on my e-bike for driving outside the bike lane, until I point out the many cars illegally parked IN the bike lane which give me no option. If they start asking for my I.D. or e-bike registration I just say, "I don't understand" (in broken Chinese) until they give up and wave me on! They are too polite/lazy to persist.

Last week I was told to "be in my house" all Friday morning so that the Foreign Affairs police could check my passport and registration. I waited. They failed to show up. No text, no explanation. No surprise.
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Bye bye bike?

14/5/2023

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The Government have announced that the most powerful e-bikes will soon be banned in the city. That would be a big blow to me, as my large 72v bike, nicknamed "Lecky", has been such a reliable workhorse for the last 8 years, getting me, JD and two heavy backpacks up and down our steep hill and to and from school and University every day without fail. My University has already banned entry to all but the smallest e-bikes (I have to park outside and walk in) and I suspect it won't be long before the police are out on the streets, issuing fines to anyone who hasn't switched to smaller e-bikes which, for us, are too underpowered to be much use at all.

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SHH!

12/5/2023

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Actually a really suitable, if overly informal, translation!
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Pride cometh....

10/5/2023

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I waited for five minutes to see if this guy was going to topple off the scaffold (having done it once before myself, many years ago, breaking my foot!)  but he seemed to know what he was doing ...for now!
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That sneaky glass cleaner..!!

8/5/2023

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Bangers and mash

6/5/2023

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We've all had various bouts of illness over the recent 5-day May Day holiday, and we weren't able to do quite as much as we'd hoped. So we decided to finish with an expensive, but delicious, meal out. 
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One of Jiajia's customers had recommended a restaurant in the south of Kunming which boasts authentic German food cooked by an actual German chef. So we took a taxi there to have a May Day blowout! Unfortunately, the chef was on holiday (JD wanted to try out his German) but they were still able to serve up various sausages, seafood pie, roasted pork knuckle, fries, mustard and sauerkraut which all went down very well. Yes, we paid 2-3 times what we normally pay for a family meal, but it was some of the best foreign food I've had in Kunming and a really nice treat.

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The spring of everlasting life?

4/5/2023

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Mayday mayday

2/5/2023

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JD spent his May Day holiday at a fishing pond yesterday, trying out all the fishing gear he's been buying with Christmas, Birthday and Chinese New Year money over recent months. I'm not sure where he gets his enthusiasm for angling from - certainly not from Jiajia or me!
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He managed to snag a small fish on one of his three rods (his first ever) but his two fish traps were a lot more successful, with 30-40 toddlers by the end.

Unfortunately, JD started to feel a little ill after a couple of hours (he seems to have caught the chest infection that Jiajia's had for a week, and which I was suffering with yesterday). So we headed home earlier than expected. JD still felt it was a fun trip though.
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I say, I say, essay...

30/4/2023

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I've spent most of this week marking my students' mid-term exam essays. For every half-decent one there is another which barely makes any sense at all. Each one takes me about five minutes to mark and so, overall, we are talking many hours of mind-numbing work!
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The most commonly mis-spelled word?
"DESTROY" ...usually written as DESTORY!
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Your wrong

28/4/2023

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Work and play

26/4/2023

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JD has been maturing quite a lot in recent months. He seems to struggle a little less at school - finding ways to avoid the boredom and do enough to pass his exams (just). His class won the Year 4 Basketball Competition - JD was just cheering - AND the Year 4 Ethnic Dancing Competition (both out of 10 class teams). JD was one of the dancers.
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JD's free time has been dominated by fish recently. His two aquariums teem with fish, big and small. But with 1-2 dying every day, we wonder how long it will be before he packs in that hobby! He also has aspirations to be an angler. He bought his third rod and line last week. I get really proud when I see him confidently interacting with "strangers" such as shopkeepers and neighbourhood folk with great confidence and politeness. And all in fluent Chinese, too!

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Sticky pudding, perhaps?

24/4/2023

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Pay per view boxing

22/4/2023

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Jiajia and I spent the other day at a crematorium and cemetery, saying our goodbyes to Druncle. Three of his friends joined us. It's a slow, complex and costly procedure - parts of which I've never seen before. Jiajia had to fill in lots of paperwork (and pay lots of money) before we were taken to identify the body. That was actually very hard to do, due to the decomposition (we now believe he was dead for a month before anyone found him), but we eventually recognised him from his clothes. Jiajia paid a substantial sum for him to be cleaned up and re-clothed. Then, after some Buddhist chanting from a monk, Druncle was cremated. An hour later, we were presented with his bones. Any foreign material was removed [see photo above] and then the bones were crushed and put into a ceremonial box which Jiajia had already bought [see photo below]. Cue more chanting...

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We processed with the box outside to our people-carrier, which drove us a half hour to the cemetery. The box was blessed by another monk (for another fee) and lain in a small temple there for a month. We'll return later to bury it in a small plot which Jiajia has bought. 
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After a late lunch together, we all headed home.

Jiajia went off to another, local temple yeterday to arrange for more monks to perform a ceremony on behalf of her uncle ...for another fee!

And this evening, ​Jiajia was out burning  various papers to wish Druncle well. He's certainly getting a top quality send-off, despite a somewhat sad and squalid life.

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When exactly is "Git Day"?

20/4/2023

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RIP "Druncle"

18/4/2023

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We learnt yesterday of the death of Jiajia's Uncle, who we have always affectionally referred to as "Druncle" on account of his love of booze. The authorities believe he actually died some time last week, but no one noticed. He was a strange guy to say the least. For a start, he wasn't actually Jiajia's uncle - just a guy who Jiajia's "Gran" once used to look after (and her Gran was actually her great Aunt). But when Gran, on her deathbed, made Jiajia promise to look after Druncle, Jiajia solemnly agreed. 
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Druncle never managed to hold down a job, so JiaJia has been sending him enough money to live on every month for decades. Druncle was an odd guy - refusing to wash or change his clothes. He spent his days sleeping, drinking and smoking. I drove him home recently after he shared a (final) Spring Festival meal with us and his flat looked and stank like a rubbish tip. Overall, a sad end to a pretty sad life.
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Most valuable supporter

16/4/2023

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Last week, JD and his class spent many, many hours taking part in a basketball competition between the ten classes in his year. The teachers take it very seriously with girls, boys and mixed teams, and live-streamed matches. By the end, JD's "Class #7" were unbeaten and destroyed their opponents in the final, 21 v 5. JD didn't play at all, but was awarded "No.1 Supporter" for his enthusiastic chanting and encouragement. As a reward, the students in "Class #7" had no homework to do last weekend. JD got home by 7pm on Friday and slept until noon on Saturday - a well-deserved rest!
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Phubtastic

14/4/2023

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