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What the ...where the?

31/3/2015

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This T-shirt has kept me awake for a few nights now! Where are these places on the "RMB Tour"? Some seem familiar - I think I see Barcelona, Paris, Amsterdam etc. I love Hong Hong! But where on earth are "ply liarlk", "cinsin" and "me arselenes" meant to be? I reckon I can guess about 14 of the 20. Can you do better?
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HBJDx

29/3/2015

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We managed to spread JD's birthday celebrations over a whole week, with trips to the museum, the play centre and the zoo, and a present and a card each day. It meant that JD gradually got the birthday idea and was able to enjoy each gift properly before being wowed by the next one.
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His new scooter was an instant hit and he quickly learned how to scoot and steer. His favourite activity was to invite his best friend, MaoMao, to sit behind him. She got the scooter moving and he steered it around.

Another inspired gift from Ava was a huge water gun which JD spent a happy half hour using, spraying all of Mummy's balcony plants very carefully, one by one.
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This evening, we shared JD's birthday cake with MaoMao and her parents, plus family friends "Dancing Lady" and her son. I've never seen JD as excited as when he suddenly saw MaoMao and the cake. He can sing along to the "Happy Birthday" song now and, somewhat inevitably, ended up with cream all over his face!
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JD had a great week, overall, and I'm sure it's a birthday we'll look back on with great fondness. Happy Birthday JD!
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Aftermath

27/3/2015

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Whatever you think of the death penalty or the treatment of the Uighur minority in China's XinJiang Province, the terrorists who committed the horrific atrocity in Kunming's railway station a year ago have finally got their punishments. Good riddance.
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Monstrous

25/3/2015

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It was the Union Flag which first caught my eye, quickly followed by the ghastly clash of tenses in the English! But what this poster was actually advertising is anybody's guess. I spotted it in a shopping mall the other day and thought I'd see if anybody had a good guess, before resorting to asking the wife to translate the Chinese characters. Answers on a postcard please (...OK, maybe in the Comments below then).

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Mind over matters

23/3/2015

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Kudos to my brother Dave for taking the huge leap of accepting voluntary redundancy from his well-paid but very stressful job as Director of the fastest growing Housing Association group in the country, and setting himself up as a self-employed training consultant. It was easy enough for me to take voluntary redundancy when I was in my twenties with no family commitments, but Dave has had to consider so many more factors. He has so much experience and so many skills to offer, though, I'm sure it will be a great success. Click here for more information. Good luck bro'!
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A close shave

21/3/2015

 
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When I pointed out how long JD's hair was getting the other day and offered to give him a quick buzz with our shaver, I was told he just needed a trim. So I snipped off a few of the longer bits myself and left it at that. But when I returned home yesterday, I found he'd been taken to a hairdresser by our Nanny to be given a crew cut. Drastic, or what? If I didn't know it would grow back pretty quickly, I might have got slightly annoyed.

My fears were heightened however, when my wife whisked him off today to the Bamboo Temple to meet the monks. Was the haircut a means to enrol him in the holy order? Thankfully, a quick blessing and some sightseeing photos later, they returned home.


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Gasp!

19/3/2015

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Here is a neat map I was sent recently. It shows the average pollution levels in the Europe-Asia region. As you can see, China doesn't come out of it very well. The highest level in Europe is about 169. Kunming here gets about 120, whilst Beijing weighs in at 880! But what is going on in Kashi, a town in China's remote and desert-filled XinJiang Province, that merits a rating of 999!? Scary.
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Digital interest feeling

17/3/2015

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JD opened an early Birthday present the other day. A small wooden train set with numbers on each carriage. The packaging caught my eye, however, with its florid vocabulary and mangled sentences.
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I do like the way in which you can (sort of) understand what they are getting at, whilst remaining bewildered by the manner in which they get there. Are these things translated by computers, or are there actual people out there whose knowledge of English usage is so much lower than they imagine?

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Can you dig it?

15/3/2015

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Our year's subscription to the play centre comes to an end this month, so I am taking JD there as often as possible to get our money's worth. There is a large soft play area with a ball pit, rides, things to climb and swing on, etc. But next door is a sand area which is the part which has really taken his fancy lately. He could dig, fill and empty for hours if we let him. All good eye-hand coordination, I guess.
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Loo sir

13/3/2015

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What is it about toilets that makes them so hard to get right in China?
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Attindance

11/3/2015

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Yesterday was the last day and the Farewell Banquet for the latest Lattitude group of volunteers. They have been amongst the best, if not the best, intake we have ever had - nearly 100% attendance record, no "incidents" and particularly thoughtful and accurate answers in class.
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Maybe the combination of five different countries helped. We normally have Brits and Aussies, but this year an American, two Canadians and five New Zealanders joined the mix. The Kiwis' pronunciation became the running joke of the week, as it happens. For example, they pronounce "when" as "win" and "pen" as "pin" - all quite confusing. So they enjoyed their "check-in soup" yesterday and today they head for the "airport chicken desks"! Their students are going to have fun.
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Faulty years old

9/3/2015

 
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Happy Birthday to my wifey who turned forty yesterday. She had a record number of cards (all from UK friends and family, mind!) and was quite moved by the kind words in them. Ma bought a cake and JD learned how to say "Happy Birthday" and enjoyed playing with the candles. Sadly, Ava shows no sign of getting over her 6-month old cough and is planning yet another visit to the hospital this week. Having had  some twenty tests, five different courses of anti-biotics, steroids, inhaler, Chinese herbs, Buddhist and Christian prayers - all seemingly to no avail - we wonder what else there is left to try. In the meantime, Happy Birthday dahlin' !!

Tax a lot!

7/3/2015

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I got an automated letter from HMRC today in reply to one I sent them on ...wait for it ...October 11th 2014 !? Now if my tax return was FIVE MONTHS overdue, I wonder how happy they'd be?
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Latter day saints

5/3/2015

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The Lattitude volunteers started today with 1½ hours of Chinese language study, ending with a visit to a local fruit shop to use what they had learned [see photo]. Then I taught them for two hours before we headed to a XinJiang restaurant for lunch. Back for a birthday cake and a video of a previous volunteer teaching a class of 60. Two more hours of training from me after that took us to 6pm. At 7pm we met in their hotel lobby for a half hour walk to Kunming's English Corner by the Green Lake, where locals gather to practice their English [see photo]. I left them immersed in conversations by 8.30pm and got home by 9.30pm for JD's "going to bed" routine. A long day for all of us.

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Latts lost

3/3/2015

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The latest intake of Lattitude volunteers have arrived; 10 girls and 3 guys who I'll be training for 8 days to prepare them for 5 months being an English teacher in a Chinese school. The 13 teenagers come from 5 different countries this time. Two were delayed (by 12 and 24 hours) on the way here while another found her luggage had missed the flight. But, as of this evening, all volunteers and bags had made it. This course will be particularly tricky as the usual Lattitude Coordinator, Kelly, is currently having a baby so there will be less help on the social side. Plus, I'm just getting over a nasty cold which left me without a voice for three days. But we'll get there!
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