Despite having an "unlucky" 13 volunteers on the latest Lattitude course, they all arrived safely and promptly at the airport today and seem a very nice bunch. This intake comprises mixed Brits and Ossie girls [see photo]. For some reason there's no Australian blokes this time - we're hoping this might reduce the late-night, heavy drinking sessions! The training course starts tomorrow and, with Rob (my boss) busy with the beginning of our school term, I'm taking on 75% of the training myself this time. I think that will be a fun challenge if only my upset stomach decides to behave!
I was sent a lovely series of photos today of my youngest brother's very photogenic family on holiday in Plymouth. It's odd that I haven't yet met their two children, as they were both born while I've been in China. But with only a month now until I return to the UK for an extended holiday, it won't be too long before I can make two new little friends.
OK, so this is nothing to do with my life in China, but how cute is this little creature? I spotted him in an online article about endangered species and I think he has now replaced ferrets as my "favourite animal". Look at his wide eyes, that cheeky grin and all those woolly ears. Check out those dinky fingers. And he's called an "Axolotl Salamander" - even the name is whimsical. These little critters live in Mexico, but few are now found in the wild. They can regenerate missing limbs, because they never actually grow out the baby stage of their development. How they reproduce is therefore a bit of a mystery. So my next question - where do I get one?
Ava [left] is an art graduate who enjoys fashion design and oil painting in her free time. I've been bigging myself up recently and trying to convince her that I'm also very artistic (total lie!). She's in Shenzhen at the moment visiting clothing factories to restock her Kunming fashion shop. So today I sent her a "photo of me sketching her portrait" [see right]. I hope she'll be impressed but that she won't actually ask to see it when she returns - my digital manipulation skills may be impressive, but I can't sketch to save my life!
Oli and his Chinese wife Ling were probably my best friends in Kunming until they moved to Thailand to start a new life at a new school there just over a year ago. Although we've kept in touch sporadically on the internet since then, it was a real pleasure to catch up with Ling today, back in town to see her family and friends. She hasn't changed a bit. We shared a nice meal together along with my bosses, Robert and Rachel, and my Chinese teacher, Maggie. When the three girls went into high speed Chinese chinwagging mode, Rob and I mused about life, school work and the future! Nice evening.
The twice-yearly Lattitude Training Course is fast approaching. Thirteen western teenagers from Britain and Australia arrive this time next week for the 8-day course which I wrote and, with some able help, run. I enjoy training more than teaching, to be honest (and see them as quite separate skills), so I always look forward to this 6-monthly event. It's also a pleasure to see people experiencing China for the first time. It' s easy to get blasé and, perhaps, a little jaded about life here but, seen through fresh eyes, the strangeness, uniqueness and absurdities of Chinese life are made fresh and vivid again. Today we have the pre-course meeting and then we'll be at the airport to welcome the newcomers before you know it.
Despite forecasts of rain, today turned out to be dry and sunny, so Ava and I decided to drive out to Black Dragon Pool Park on the outskirts of Kunming. After parking the car we got a bit of a shock to see goats muching on moss on the roof of a nearby restaurant! [see photo].
The ever-reliable Lonely Planet guide is a bit negative about Black Dragon Pool Park, but we found plenty of interest - trees, temples and towers mostly. The pool itself has an interesting story attached to it. It's split into two parts by a pretty bridge, with the water on one side noticeably muddier than the water on the other side. Apparently this has been a mystery for centuries and the only time when the colours of the water swap over is just before an earthquake!
This afternoon I taught Ava to play Monopoly (rather too well - she won) and then we had delicious Muslim meal in the evening with mutual friends. All in all, a really nice day.
I was invited to an interesting restaurant this evening, serving typical food of the Jingpo minority group. It started with sliced cow's head....
Some of the dishes were quite tasty actually, although most were really spicy. The tea, with "essence of sticky rice" made a nice change and the decor, clothes, music and singing made for a memorable evening.
Nothing really happened today. I didn't get gout or any dizziness. I saw no Chinglish. China did not experience any earthquakes, floods, typhoons, civil unrest or mining accidents. I had a bit of work to do, but I wasn't really busy. I washed my clothes but nothing broke or leaked. I didn't get lost, injured or exasperated. Nobody died. No further websites got blocked. I ate well and had no adverse tummy problems. All in all, a very unremarkable, even dull, day. Hmmm... come on China - this is not why I'm here! Where's the action?
Despite China's continuing blocking of Facebook (and other similarly un-threatening websites), I manage to get in occasionally through a proxy server. Today I found someone had posted this picture on my page! Others had commented that it looked "cute" and "an improvement". One person didn't even seem to realise it had been tampered with - now surely I don't really look anything like that, do I?
Using whiteboard markers and erasers at work has left half a dozen of my shirts with big black marks on them - not a problem I ever had when using white chalk! So it sounded like good news when my friend Ava had a look at one and confidently said she had the necessary cleaning materials to remove the stain and whiten it all up again. However, she returned with her first attempt yesterday looking very sheepish. Her first application had got rid of most of the mark, but she then decided to go for a second application to finish the job. That one just left a large shredded hole [see photo] where the mark had once been! She claims she "successfully removed the stain" as promised, but I had sort of expected the shirt to still be there! She left with a second stained short, hoping to perfect the process... I'm not holey convinced!
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