Ava has been eating/drinking this stuff recently - one of the few things she can keep down. "Starch" being misspelled as "Sharch" is amusing, but "Lotus" as "Louts" makes for great Chinglish. That's the way to get rid of the vandals and rioters - grind them up and eat them!
About the blogger
Paul Hider lives and works in Kunming (SW China) and updates this blog about his life there every other day.