"Know who this is?" I asked.
"Sure, it's that prince baby from Britain" she replied.
Surprised, I probed deeper, "...bet you don't know his name, though".
"I do actually," she went on, "It's George Alexander Louis".
Now I was very impressed (our last royal conversation was when Jiajia asked me whether, when Elizabeth died, her husband would become the King or the Queen of England!?).
"Wow, darling! How did you remember the baby's full name?" I asked.
"Easy," she explained, "George=Giorgio Armani, Alexander=Alexander McQueen, Louis=Louis Vuitton!!"
...welcome to my wife's mind! No really, you are very welcome to it!